Shamelessly Promoting Oneself

So, I am looking to build a site all about me. Basically, I want it to provide a unified view of everything that I am, and allow people to learn/subscribe (or request to subscribe) to whatever information they want. I have tried live spaces (not too great), google profiles (not too great), Visual CV (better, but not too great), LinkedIn (does not feel like it is about me), facebook, and some others, but I have not found a home. I want something that people would be able to explore my life, either work or personal. Any recommendations appreciated..